Take The Global Test

[shootz66]

http://transterrestrial.com/scripts/globaltest/

[shootz66]

Anyone take the test?

[B3RGICIDE]

Anyone take the test?
it said i couldn't go to war because the UN was not in approval or something :sobbing:

[Oddjob]

Anyone take the test?
Yes, i asked France and Germany if it was ok if I attacked Iraq....they said no. So it looks like we wont go to war and just risk attacks on us instead.

LOL @ the Global Test.

[shootz66]

I tried to take the test in French and received the following message:

Congratulations
There is obviously no need for you to take this test, since you are apparently French, and the French have carte blanche (to coin a phrase) to do as they wish internationally, since we all know that their actions are always noble and selfless, and conform to international law, almost by definition.

I'll try using the English language.

[shootz66]

I'm using english. The following shows my answer for each question (BOLD)

First of all, what is the objective of your desired act of imperialist aggression?
Encourage spread of democracy in region (-2000 points)

Will the people you'll be oppressing be of your own race, or another? (Note: Arab nations are exempt from this question--select fourth option)
Other race (-300 points)

How will post-war reconstruction be handled?
Sole-source contracts to American companies, particularly Halliburton. (-300 points)

Do you have any national interest at stake in this matter?
Yes, this action is necessary in order to prevent a devastating attack on our nation. (0 points)

Will the illegitimate and racist state of Israel benefit in any way from this action?
Yes (-300 points)

Which of the following treaties will you be willing to ratify, no questions asked, if allowed to undertake this adventure (note, ratification will be necessary before final approval)? Kyoto, International Criminal Court, Reentering ABM Treaty, none of the above, all of the above.
None of the above (-1000 points)

Do you speak...?
Texican (-300 points)

Do you look...?
like a monkey (-300 points)

RESULTS

Sorry
We're sorry, but your score of -6500 is not sufficiently high to justify your imperialistic foreign adventure. You will be billed for this test, and you may take it again, by pressing the "Repeat Test" button below.

If you choose not to repeat the test, you may report to UN headquarters and attempt the standard diplomatic approach. We apologize for the inconvenience, but with luck, you may get approval within a decade or so.